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Standard Tuesday

A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011
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naked tuesday

When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.
Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked
by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014
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Pull a tuesday

The act of going to a social environment on a tuesday only to find out that the only thing you want is to have sex with any decent looking tramp in the vicinity.
Yo for real i was playin halo n totaly decided to pull a tuesday n bounce son.
by JohnyBravolish February 26, 2010
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Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.
He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."
by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014
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Taco Tuesday

When you put meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese in a girl’s pussy and eat her out on a Tuesday
Guy: You down for some Taco Tuesday tonight?
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
by MickeyMouse n’ ParkyPoo March 26, 2019
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Tuesdaying

Verb
The act of driving around randomly with another person with no real purpose or idea of where to go or what to do.

The process usually starts with the consumption of food then continues with mindless driving. The two passengers down energy drinks and usually end up at the houses of unwelcoming friends harassing them until the two are kicked out or become bored. Then they either pick up a random friend or choose the next destination. This continues until one person has to go to work or runs out of money to finance the gas consumed during the process.
by Slenderman & Masky October 5, 2011
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Ruby Tuesday

A sexual act which consists of one vomiting on a male partner's scrotum. The etymology of the name comes from where the act originated, which was at a Ruby Tuesday's restaurant in Texas, occurring whilst the song Ruby Tuesday was playing. The infamous incident happened when an unnamed Senator went to the bathroom to drop a deuce and was greeted by a drunken homosexual representative who was attempting to engage in fellatio. Due to the intoxication, all the representative could do was vomit on the senator's balls, before passing out, head in the toilet.

While at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting fellatio, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the Ruby Tuesday as a traditional greeting.
"My wife was going to give me head yesterday, but the previous night of partying resulted in a Ruby Tuesday."
by Emerald Wednesday May 22, 2012
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