internet toughguy

n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.

internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"

internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"

internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"

internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."

internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"

by JimChach January 23, 2006

Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way

OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!

by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010

Religious Tourettes

An affliction most commonly to those who attend church. It is the yelling out of affirmations to the preachers words during a sermon. Commons words and phrases yelled are amen, hallelujah, and praise jesus.

That woman has religious tourettes.

by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008

Touch dic

the most epic naming fail ever. i mean relly who the fuck names a game touch dic

"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"

by Markvoodle October 20, 2009

tourettes guy

Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.

Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!

Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !

by EagleYS January 12, 2010

Unreal Tournament 2004

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

by 474r1 June 12, 2004

Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

by J funktacular June 10, 2013