The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
by Transamguy December 17, 2012
Get the Tennessee Log Jammer mug.A Tennessee Chili Dog, is when a man decides to engage in anal sex with a partner experiencing diarrhea, and after sex, pulls out his erect penis(aka the hotdog), with remnants (aka chili) left upon the penile shaft. I think you get the point after that. Why are you looking this up anyway?
Micheal, having the strong sexual desire to experience diarrheal chunks on his penis, decided to find a partner willing to give him a Tennessee Chili Dog.
by Slutterfly January 9, 2008
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by sloppy joe December 7, 2003
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an Australian alternative artist who achieved mainstream success with the single “Dance Monkey” in 2019.
She began her career busking in Melbourne and later in Byron Bay, where she was discovered by her current manager.
Her music is generally indie pop/EDM. Her success in her home country has made her a national treasure.
an Australian alternative artist who achieved mainstream success with the single “Dance Monkey” in 2019.
She began her career busking in Melbourne and later in Byron Bay, where she was discovered by her current manager.
Her music is generally indie pop/EDM. Her success in her home country has made her a national treasure.
by TonesDaily November 6, 2020
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sugar
turd
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Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
by buckEboi April 27, 2010
Get the tennessee mud cake mug.The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
by jonhogrod January 13, 2010
Get the Tennessee Tequila mug.V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.
by notjayden69 December 9, 2013
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