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10 nudes ticket

this is a ticket that can be used only 5 times you send this definition to a person of your desire and that person has to send you 10 fully naked nudes of theyr choice
person 1 sends 10 nudes ticket definition
person 2 alright alright sends 10 nudes
person 1 thank you
by jackalob May 28, 2020
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Golden Ticket

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011
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golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009
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pawn shop tickets

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
by Alia P-S April 27, 2007
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shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.
by everlife6 May 1, 2009
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fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.
Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket
by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009
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Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.
Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)
by uranium236 June 18, 2011
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