crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together

guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!

by Mciay September 7, 2015

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015