Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds
by anonymous October 7, 2020
Get the Judicial Lawmug. “hi homie no dating my bestfriend”
“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”
“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”
by idkoklol March 29, 2020
Get the homie lawmug. Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011
Get the Techies Lawmug. A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.
Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.
Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.
Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.
by Gelid May 6, 2014
Get the Holmberg's Lawmug. This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.
Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"
by VegasMalone September 24, 2020
Get the Malone's Lawmug. When the incessant consumption of pornography of a fictional character convinces a mass audience that the character in question is either
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.
"Yoooo! Look at how absolutely thicc this generic anime girl is!"
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."
by NotnotnotAnon February 8, 2023
Get the Tracer's Lawmug. Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME
"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law
by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008
Get the pat's lawmug.