Hank Parker

Superior to all others.

I am HANK PARKER.

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018

hank/bre

cool person, plays roblox with me, stays up till 7 am for me, ipad kid, pro at mm2, super cool, smelly and annoying

hank/bre is ipad kid and weird

by miloo<33 October 18, 2021

Hank Lee

To swindle your credit card or add extra charges to your purchase. To take your money over the Internet and not send your order.

I got a Hank Lee on my credit card. I got charged twice and the purchase never got shipped.

by Bobcat Tommy April 09, 2012

Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 21, 2022

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021