Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.
1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.
2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.
1st Abuser: LOLOL
2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.
1st Abuser: LOLOL
by morcatfrey September 4, 2010
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1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.
2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"
3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.
4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.
1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.
2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"
3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.
4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.
Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?
Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.
Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.
Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.
Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.
Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.
Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.
by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010
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