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Younger model syndrome 

When a woman ages and another younger version of herself steps onto the scene, be it innocent or not, she feels threatened. Said women will unleash fury on her partner if he so much as looks at younger model with the slightest hint of admiration. This fury may not be overt but layered into nuances.
Steve:
Dude what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's got some serious sand in her vagina. She only seems to get like that when Alison* is around.

Mark:
Yeah she's just suffering from "younger model syndrome"


* The younger model

Gary Numan syndrome 

A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!

In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).
- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!

Master Chief Syndrome 

An often overused antic in modern culture where one man (or small group) face incredibly overwhelming odds and win. Generally only met with "dude" and "sick" from bro's and frat boys, and met with chargin from people with brains.
"Dude Master Chief just jumped out of a space ship and blew up that other ship. Then he single handedly killed 4.5 million aliens with his bare hands... sick."

"That end fight in Saving Private Ryan was such an obvious case of Master Chief Syndrome I'm suprised anyone can keep a straight face."

Pool-child Syndrome 

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

ex's syndrome

when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong During the relationship after it's over.
Guy 1: "Dude, she's perfect. Why did you break up with her?"

Guy 2: "Don't buy into that.. she just has ex's syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she's trying to be everything she wasn't before."
ex's syndrome by TheOtherExGirl April 13, 2011

imaginary girlfriend syndrome 

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her
Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!