SYMPATHETIC SLAVE

A SLAVE TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT TRYS TO HELP IT'S MASTERS. ONE WHO HAS BEEN BEATEN AND ABUSED BUT STILL SHOWS COMPASSION TOWARDS OTHERS. SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN SOCIETY WITH SOCIETY BUT CARES TO MAKE CHANGES FROM THE INSIDE OF SOCIETY. A EXPIREMENTAL GROUP FROM MINNESOTA.

JESUS CHRIST WAS A SYMPATHETIC SLAVE AS HIS COMPASSION WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BEATEN AND PERSECUTED.

by osiron August 7, 2008

To sympathize on

Verb: The act of ejaculating on a person's face in order to display sympathy, or interest in said person.
Synonyms include: Cum on, Ejaculate, Jerk off, Jack off.

"Man, that girl is hot as hell. I'd like to sympathize on her all night long."

"Poor Misty. She looks like she has had a bad day at work. Maybe I'll go over to her house later and sympathize on her."

by Nabil May 14, 2006

Sympatico

Crap internet service.

Well, I got sympatico, and well, it sucked 'cuz i ordered the "total internet performance" and i'm supposed to be getting 7 mbps and i'm only getting 10% of that - 0.7.

Damn crappy sympatico.

I'm switching to rogers (though i doubt it'll be better)

-Me on Thursday, December 20, 2007.

by Connor M January 13, 2008

sympatico

Sympatico high speed internet is a 5 Mb per second DSL Connection. Well actually it is more like dial-up...Speacially at Saturdays and Sundays...And when it disconnect's every 1h...and you have to restart the howl thing...So people...my point is...be sure to be ready to pay that much for a dial-up connection(only Saturdays and Sundays)...but it is good with P2P's...

" We are unable to cennect your computer to the Internet. Please call the tall free number(after comes the number...)
Thank you for using Sympatico High-Speed Internet".

by AQ Hater August 20, 2006

Sympathy Crush

when all you want is a friend but they catch feelings and you feel the need to like them back

"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"

by Sympathy September 15, 2015

Symphatize

When one realizes that another is so positively cool that they feel sorry for existing in the presence of that person who is being analyzed.

I symphatize for him; his presence makes me depressed about my own life in his shadow.

by Sillybear [Cool Club] December 29, 2007

symptonicexplosion

An impulse bomb that blows off and all sound is lost for thousands of miles. Followed by a wave of heat and radioactive chemicals. The explosion itself is so powerful that the location where it goes of turns into a mile wide blackhole. For a split second you can see a mushroom cloud larger than any other, before being sucked into the blackhole.

Wow that was a huge symptonicexplosion!

by Robert E. Lee March 12, 2005