The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009
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"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"
by reediculuss October 3, 2006
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When you're on vacation in your winter cabin and you're Bukakiing all over a womans body then you throw her in the snow bank, while she is still covered in ejaculation, freezing the cum on her body and giving her a Swedish Snowsuit.
Dude, we were at your cabin last weekend and gave that hot asain chick a Swedish Snowsuit. Way cooler than you'd think..
by misoren April 29, 2010
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Get the Swedish Cactus mug.the act of getting men and women together and forcing candy canes in and out of their anus's after getting a rim job. After the rim job the women must stick their wintergreen gum in the participant's asshole as far as it goes. Whichever man gets it out first wins and the losers must chew the gum.
by $h@nn0n<3 June 17, 2009
Get the swedish one2 mug.During a non-bisexual three way between two men and one woman, an accidental nut-shot unloads into one unsuspecting male participants eyes thereby blinding him.
Dude, I gave Carl a swedish terrorist the other night...oh you should have seen it - he went ballistic.
by Richardbeck August 24, 2009
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