Brittney Spears

Dirty slut who married white trash.

Brittney Spears married Kevin Federline.

by er*bear November 9, 2006

swear

Any word that a person says when they can't think of anything intelligent to say

BEEP $#!T son of a Mother !#$* (This person has just hit their thumb with an hammer and can't think of any thing intelligent to say

by INTelligent October 7, 2003

Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

Sweatshirt College

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.

1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"

by Adam Gia August 2, 2006

woody in my sweats

a boner in the sweat pants

at least its comfortable

by cock smack May 11, 2003

sears

sears- a place where no upper managment gives a crap about there fellow assioates. Thay pass you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.

im a more one sears

by anfiopndsivn June 23, 2010

sweatshirt

An item of your boyfriends or fwb that girls constantly steal because it smells like them and it reminds them of the guy when they are apart. Usually, the girl gives the guy her scrunchie after she gets his sweatshirt. PSA: Guys when you give you girl your sweatshirt leave her a note in the pocket

Michelle: I got my mans sweatshirt and I'm happy asf
Corbyn: I got my bbg scrunchie

by WHAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA July 8, 2019