Swearapy

The act of cleansing one's palate by swearing, thereby avoiding costly therapy. See Family Swearapy.

I use swearapy in traffic to feel better about being late and I think it's important to use family swearapy at home.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Swafeltyping

The act of using one's junk to input words on a smartphone device or keyboard

Jim: Hey bro did you get my text?

Phil: Dude, it was like all 'B's

Jim: Yeah..Swafeltyping

by drtyho September 10, 2013

swearaholic

A person who says swear words frequently.

Boy 1: OMG Matthew is such a swearaholic.

Boy 2: Yeah he is!

by TheSockLord October 31, 2014

swaffledunk

To be victorious by a large amount yet it only benefits oneself as much as if you were victorious by a normal amount; To overkill with grace.

(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!

by Clear Lens Cap November 20, 2015

Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.

Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him

by CamelBlue March 17, 2022

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008