as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

shallow

an idiot who likes someone only for their looks.

that girl is really shallow

by misskitty23 February 28, 2015

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

by kookystill March 21, 2010

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

shallowing

The act of fingering a woman by rubbing back and forth between the clitoris and the opening of the vagina.

“Francine wasn’t quite ready for fingering, so she went for shallowing instead.”

by Triggered6785 May 10, 2020

Swalloween

Holiday that comes once a year on October 31 that is celebrated by a woman performing oral sex on her partner until completion.

Most people celebrate Halloween on October 31, but in my house it's called Swalloween and I enjoy the day more than I would by eating some candy!

by Holdin Macgroin January 20, 2009