Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

suburban dictionary

The "suburbanite" dictionary. It consists of no slang or profanities and it is all out proper.

by mademoiselle September 23, 2003

Jesus of Suburbia

Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot

"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"

by SRL September 26, 2004

Suburbankat

a hip kat from the greater north eastern area of the US, most likely a suburban area. generally logical down to earth and easy to talk to girl.

damn shes a crazy but coo suburbankat

by bob March 11, 2005

the suburbs

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs, because you wouldn't understand the suburbs

Yo, have you been to the honkey-town suburbs

by fuck boy October 26, 2004

Suburbanized hillbillies

Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.

"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"

"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"

by Jgutta319 May 17, 2010

Suburban fungal

The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.

Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.

by indieboysf August 23, 2012