Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018

cheek squad

a group of men squatting naked in a circle formation

oh boy! i cant wait to go to cheek squad later!

by Cheek_Squad_Gang March 29, 2019

Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Beef squad

The squad that doesn't fight but always has a lot of beef

The beef squad looking fresh

by JG VO PF AO March 20, 2017

squad mobile

A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.

"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"

by Neeevvv June 3, 2016

Slut Squad

a group of teenage girls who are friends with youtubers. They don't like to admit they are thought. They do not allow anymore members into their chat.

"wow becky. You're friends with Justin Bieber?! You're like the Slut Squad!"

by TwitterBasher January 9, 2017

Spicy squad

A group of dumbfucks who have no fucking clue what they’re doing EVER. Best friends who love each other and who are there for each other!

The spicy squad is a very intellectual group of geniuses

by Jdke January 8, 2020