screwdacorn

A lesbian with a strap-on attached to her head. She runs around on her hands and knees and attacks her partner.

I like when me and my girlfriend play pin the tail on the screwdacorn.

by Botto October 27, 2006

Screw

To leave or go someplace else. Also a way to tell someone else to leave.

Originally comes from WW2 navy slang.

Used by older folks mainly in Mass and NH.

hey screw will ya pal?

by salisbury beach jerk August 17, 2010

golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

by Newbie0 March 27, 2010

screw

Ship or submarine propeller

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.

by rich May 18, 2004

screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense

That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.

by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002

screwed

Sex

Something Gone Wrong

In england it can be said as in giving a dirty look

I screwed her last night

Awww man we're totally screwed

Why you screwing me for?

by 3da aka Dejavu June 4, 2004