Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

King Slats

Whilst taking part in vigorous intercourse, the instigator willingly attempts to remove the head of his partner as furious climax approaches.

Vikesh King Slatssed his mrs last night. The police are investigating...

by smooo February 23, 2011

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

slattern

A woman who is slutty.
A tramp.

She's such a slattern. Dale one night and Animal the next!!

by Penis Van Lesbian January 4, 2004

Slat Gang

A group of people who are feeling hyped up or lit

Ayyy slat gang all around us, you feel

by DaddyEnzo April 13, 2019

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

by usmellsobad December 7, 2022