A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
Get the spider spinnermug. Dude1:Dude Nobody Wants Fidget Spinners
Dude2:I Have One
Dude1:I hate You Now And Go Fuck Yourself With The Fidget Spinner
Dude2:I Have One
Dude1:I hate You Now And Go Fuck Yourself With The Fidget Spinner
by StupidSonic245 September 15, 2018
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