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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.
by Kagari June 29, 2021
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J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family
He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.
by B web December 27, 2009
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Comment-sation

A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)

Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
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gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant
I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money
by mbp4me November 23, 2013
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Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.
T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.
by PandaJay March 8, 2015
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Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?
Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.
by Nsomniac June 15, 2016
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