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Spatkey

1) a geek version of Atkey

2) a loser that says things like "lets get smashed"

3) vomits whenever they drink
hey Spatkey, you are a geek!!!
by Andrew Hovey May 19, 2008
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[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.
Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.
by residenthedonist June 27, 2009
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spaterz

Hey i'm takin' off. Spaterz!
by cynistersix August 3, 2009
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Spatlet

A throat gland filled with a mucus like substance, sometimes commonly mistaken as living organisms such as worms or other pests.
I have to get my spatlet surgically removed from my throat today. Tests came back positive and it is filled with worms.
by webmdmaster1 April 12, 2010
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Spatulay

Spatulay: Name for the last sexual intercourse (or for the person with whom one performed that sexual intercourse) before re-aligning one’s sexual preferences.
1) He wasn't gay, but after a spatulay with me? He is fucking men. Sigh.

2) Be careful . . . I've heard she's a spatulay. One night with her and you'll be done with women forever.
by Pretty All True April 26, 2011
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Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.
"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"
by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011
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spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.
"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"
by cbfaucher October 13, 2011
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