Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

Thanos Snapping

Originated from Avengers: End Game, thanos snapping an person or thing means to completely erase them from existence, becoming little more than dust.

"My mom almost saw my hentai, thanos snapping my browser history, flm"

by ArcaneRanger March 13, 2022

Snarping

An impromptu solo dance primarily performed in Panamanian strip clubs whereby the performer fully extends one arm to the side, keeping it perpendicular to their body with palm facing downward, fingers together and outstretched, and wrist bent slightly upward. The dancer frenetically gallops while sidestepping in the direction of the guiding arm, occasionally pausing to squat in sync to the music while switching arms in a blade-like, slicing motion. Leaning forward with one palm to the floor and gyrating the buttocks high in the air gives additional flare. Success is determined by a positive reaction from female dancers, negative reaction from male patrons, and maintaining this fine balance without being ejected from the establishment. Free drinks and lap-dances are also considered signs of approval.

"Dude, did you see Nick? He's been Snarping for 5 hours straight!"

by Jophery Bogglesworth January 9, 2012

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014