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sick day

Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.
"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
by Waggon April 13, 2007
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Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

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The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

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James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"
by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006
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Love sick

1. When your so in love... not even living in the persons pocket is enough.. not even a half-an-hour pash cures the hunger...

2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..

3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else
Holly And Joel

Joel... i Love You...
by hOLLiPoP May 13, 2005
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cut sick

go psycho, but in an awesome way. used primarily to describe any virtuoso musician's command of their instrument, but guitarists in particular.
"have u heard about yo-yo ma's new album coming out in june?? he's gonna cut sick on that, dude."
by aperfectquett June 16, 2007
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Sick Mother Fucker

When in awe of an incredibly awesome human being they are referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker.
A person is often referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker after doing or saying someting outrageous.
Person A: Hey that guy just saved a baby from a burning building while drinking a beer and having sex with a nun.
Person B: Ya, cuz he is a Sick Mother Fucker!
by vanessa1989 November 26, 2009
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Sick until proven healthy

The left or establishment has created a new class of people, the sick.
The sick have less rights than the healthy.
They can be forcibly quarantined and treated.
And assuming everyone is sick until proven healthy, is every bit as insane as assuming everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
The potentially sick can be forcibly tested (and vaccinated).
And how they define the sick is absurd, since this virus, like most viruses, is ubiquitous and has little or nothing to do with health.
They've assumed this virus is lethal until proven nonlethal.
They refuse to examine the data proving it nonlethal.
This is not democracy, our fundamental rights and freedoms have been suspended, this is totalitarianism and we must resist.
I'm not sick until proven healthy, I'm healthy until proven sick.
by Gloominary May 11, 2020
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dope sick love

The act of falling in love while under the influence of drugs. This love usually fades with the passing of your high.
We did so much coke last night I fell in dope sick love with Andy, then I saw him when I was sober and well, fuck that.
by Cicx July 20, 2008
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