smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

snatch booger

Dried up cum stuck in the hair of an unclean snatch.

Her snatch was covered with snatch boogers.

by Snowy Stone January 17, 2009

Snatch it

Another term for quitting your job.
Typically used in the mining and exploration industries in Australia

Joe: Wheres Dave? Did he snatch it?
Bill: Yeah last week.

OR

Joe: Hey hows your job going?
Dave: I snatched it last week.

by marcobrinkley October 8, 2010

shit snatch

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.

Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

Delaware Snatch Trap

A local female Delaware slut attaches herself to some poor unsuspecting young airman from Dover Air Force Base. Purposely uses him for his military benefits and a chance to get out of the Delaware area. This useless cunt can be spotted at the local mall, Wal Mart, or the State Fair with excessive makeup smelling of cum and cigarette smoke. (Note: She is probably already intoxicated and pregnant at the same time.)

Airman Smith was supposed to transfer to his dream assignement today until he was stopped at the gate by his First Sergeant for falling into a Delaware Snatch Trap.

by Lanceblumpkin July 22, 2011

King of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Pal A: Oh my god look at that 400 lb beast

Pal B:Yeah I'd hit that

Pal A: You sick fuck, you are one King of the nasty snatch

by WWA...not NWA May 24, 2004

snatch

1a. verb. to take or grasp abruptly or hastily.
1b. noun. the act of snatching.
1c. noun. a trap or device used for ensnarement.

2. noun. (an informal term for) female pudendum (vulva/vagina)

3. noun. a brief period of time
4. noun. a type of lift in weight-lifting
5. noun. A film about a diamond heist in London's gangland. Its tagline is "Stealin' Stones and Breakin' Bones." It is the sequel to Guy Ritchie's first film "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels."

Sally snatched the potato chips right off my plate without me even noticing.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008