sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017

Sloth fish

When ur slow as a sloth, and forget shit with ur goldfish memory. You misunderstand something and forget what you originally talked about.

«I don’t know what’s going on, hold up what are we talking about? I don’t remember what you just said»

Damn ur hella sloth fish today.

by BuhrJen July 10, 2023

Sloth - sexual

You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions

🦦I’m a Sloth - sexual l

by Liliannnnn June 20, 2021

Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.

“That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

“Yeah bro they are such a sloth”

by Jadoes November 30, 2023

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 2, 2014