SOOL

Story Of Our Lives

similar to "thats the story of my life"

We tripped trying to hide from our friends in the store. Wow, SOOL!

by ggisme93 vuhvicky December 25, 2009

Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.

Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!

by the Advantaged December 9, 2008

SLOL

Sarcastically Laughing Out Loud

I just love running into my ex and his beautiful wife...SLOL #SLOL

by ikandimandi January 26, 2015

Sloop

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop.

You will be introduced to sloop during a felching. Randy and Billy dedicated their whole morning making sloop for the fall felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008