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Simp

When somebody is overtly nice or protective of someone else to the point of creepiness or desperation
"Remember when Katy Perry stole that Dagny song? I knew a simp who kept defending her."

"Wow. That's pretty lame. That guy is definitely a simp."
by The Cooler King February 22, 2021
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Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021
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simp.4.harrystyles

one of the hottest people ever, she is so kind and wonderful <3
omg i love simp.4.harrystyles too she's amazing
by roxxyyy June 20, 2021
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simp.va

Simp.va is one of my besties and if you say they aren’t cool or anything even remotely close to putting them down then you are racist,homophobic,and transphobic quite frankly . Also any other opinion you have becomes invalid and you are nothing but a worm a good for nothing worm. Anyways have a good day love You rice! (Platonically ofc)
Simp.va is so cool and hot
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Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
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simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.
Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."
by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021
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simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
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