Tossin' The Sheep

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.

Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.

by meta_debater November 20, 2011

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Panurgian Sheep

People, the masses, in that they tend to be silly and blindly do the same as other people do, even if it's a bad idea.

from the romance Pantagruel, by Renaissance French author Francois Rabelais, in which, while aboard a ship, the character Panurge buys a sheep from a flock that is aboard and casts it in the sea, at which point all the other beasts follow suit and jump in the sea.

Bah... everybody swears by those teeny bopper "stars", whether they are any good or not... Panurgian sheep all of them.

by Sylvain October 15, 2004

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sex sheep

A fake sheep (usally inflatable) which a male can shag when alone.

Rory was lonely so shagged his sex sheep.

by Wisky August 14, 2006

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Sheeple

Sheeple (def.): Any group of people who are perceived (by the user of the term) to hold the majority view on a given matter where said view is in disagreement with the user of the term

Logical note: The term "Sheeple" is most often used as an "Ad Hominem" (for definition, see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
). It is meant to imply that a person or group of people are unthinking conformists who only believe what they believe because (insert conformity-related reason here), and not on any evidential, rational, justified, grounds. For many, this is preferable to actually examining what (if any) grounds a given person might have for their belief(s), s

1. "Anyone who still thinks Lost is a good show after Season 3 is just another example of Sheeple"
2. "You believe that 9-11 wasn't an inside job? Clearly you're a Sheeple."
3. "You think the Holocaust actually happened? Sheeple!"
4. "You don't recognize that Ron Paul is the only politician worth listening to/voting for? You voted for Obama? What a Sheeple!"
5. "You listen to Rush Limbaugh? You're such a Sheeple".

by Kerrigore2 April 13, 2009

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