Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

shop hopping

To go from store to store in search of great prices and good products

I shop hop for organic food to stay in my budget. I shop at 3 different grocery stores. I like shop hopping to save money.

by Mshealthycanbegood May 28, 2016

Smoke shop

A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.

“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”

by Buakk November 20, 2019

pre shop

ad verb. to shop pre emptively before actually having the money. Similar to pre gaming before going out, its the preperation for the event of getting paid. Pre shopping can consist of online shopping cart filling, pressing the "buy now, bill later" feature, putting mass quantities of clothing on hold at your favorite stores, and spending your future paycheck in your head. Obsessively.

"Dude, I know I dont have the job but I've been pre shopping the salary all night!"

by figuresitwould March 5, 2010