Shmobag

A derogatory term, much like shmuck. A word suspectibly made up by a person who was out of insults, much like saying "Your mom!"

"You're stupid"
"Shut up you shmobag"

by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX September 12, 2005

Shmotz

Keyboardist for the band Mushroomhead.
He and the rest of the band own.

Shmotz can I lick you?

by Strawberry Gashes March 27, 2004

shmogoonagoolagin

A very hard fuck or a very very very hard fuck.

"I shmogoonagoolagin'd her in the ass you retarted fucker"

by .....uh..ok February 12, 2005

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

shmon

the worst smell that arrounding

- what's the phucking shmon here???
- sorry, Garry, my socks are not washed for some years))))

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

by greekhyperion October 9, 2007