Shlorbius

A person who is sexually attracted to horses.

That guy is such a Shlorbius holy.

by TheBestDingleBerry December 12, 2025

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Quanfeast Shlopper

When a male chops off a woman's fit and begins to feed her prices of her severed boob and the woman chops of the balls of the man and she feeds them to him, and they continue to chop off eachother's body parts and feed them to each other until they are just a body and arms and a head.

Quanfeast Shlopper is the best when having intercourse.

by 1234560123 October 24, 2019

Shleep Shlop

A word for someone who is being stupid.

Your being a shleep shlop.

by Bajingus.Da-Ning-Ning October 30, 2019

Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020

Pop Shlop

Just cotton candy music, and I mean really teeny-bopper shit! Cheesy, overproduced fluff. Usually associated with modern pop stars such as Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, and Coldplay. You can’t stand to listen to it.

God, all they play on that radio station is pop shlop!

by Mrsandr November 20, 2021

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023