Shlurgen

the partner of "shwing" whereas "shwing" is defined as the proper action for hot chicks. Shlurgen is used when you are not sure if said woman turns you on or not.

"hey, what do you think of that girl at the bar?"
"...*crotch pump* Shlurgen"

by Crowshadow June 13, 2009

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

Shlongdrum

The act of sitting with your pants half way down your thighs and flexing your erection, causing it to strike the waistline of your pants creating a unique percussion noise.

I am considering composing a piece for my music class using only the Shlongdrum.

by Fillynapper January 18, 2015

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015