Shannon

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She is the nicest girl in the world. You could not ask for anyone better.

That girl is a real Shannon

by mvmt January 6, 2017

Shannon

A great person. She usually has many friends and many admirers. Shannon gets frustrated when alone, although sometimes she enjoys being at home alone. Shannon comes accross as innocent, but usually holds and extremely dirty mind. Only real friends will ever find the real side of shannon. Shannons are usually known for their talents, their flirtatious attitude and their great blowjobs. Shannons are there for their friends. Great performers on stage and in bed. The name comes from an irish river- which suggests purity. If you find yourself in bed with shannon, you won't forget it. Shannon's are forgiving to everything, although are bad at holding grudges. They usually have a thin figure although if they have a big figure they usually have great boobs. Shannons usually have many hidden dirty secrets that will never be shared unless you bribe them. Shannons have insecurities, although they come accross as confident. Shannons are loyal to their friends. Shannons are dirty in bed and pure outside. They are honest and great secret-keepers. If you know a shannon then stick with her- her skills in the bedroom are unforgettable. Shannons are hipshaking sexgods, that don't need experience to be great behind the bedroom doors.

"wow Shannon is lovely"

"I know. but you better watch yourself when you get to the bedroom. She's addictive"
"Wow, that was unexpected."

"shannon is a great friend"
"only if you're a great friend to her"

"did you hear? Shannon gave Johnny a blow job at the party!"
"wow, that lucky sod."

"wow, shannon hasn't said anything bad about anybody"

by KnowsItAll April 2, 2013

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

Shannon Arkell

Anyone who has watched the movie Cowpat would understand this. A certain type of large shit. Shannon being derived from the more literal term for the nick name "shannipoo" ie. not a cute pet name but an actual shit, and from the term Shannen Doherty Face, as a Shannon Arkell type shit is often mis-shapen and strange looking. The Arkell part coming from the slang word arch-well, which is a particularly big and well used long-drop type toilet. A shannon arkell type shit can include the brain hemorrahage through your nose shit, the lincoln log shit, the mexican food shit, the crowd pleaser, the aftershock shit, the groaner, the enegizer vs duracell shit, the liquid plumber shit, the spinal tap shit, the toxic dump, the "i think im giving birth through my asshole" shit, and often gives way for a second-wave shit. See definitions for shit and dump

Bob: Whoa, i went to go take a dump and i thought it was gonna be routine shit but ended up being a shannon arkell!
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!
Fred: Impressive.

by IDoNotEatPantzz August 29, 2010

Shannon

Name of oneself

Hey shannon, how is your day going.

by Bayebnyce January 20, 2017

Shannon

Also a fucking blokes name

Shannon can do anything. HE is a sick cunt.

by Shanoir June 6, 2017

Mary Shannon Shakes

When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.

"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."

by judyg13 November 19, 2009