indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

indian selfie by 3zeek November 9, 2015

Iceberg selfie 

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.

Hey Adam, check fat Karen's iceberg selfie!

Iceberg selfie by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017

Raw selfie 

To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.

She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh

Raw selfie by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Cell number selfie 

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

Cell number selfie by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

first let me take a selfie 

When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.

But first let me take a selfie

first let me take a selfie by Umme April 22, 2015

Easter Selfie 

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

Easter Selfie by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015