September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

by danarak September 5, 2007

September 21st

Very special occasion where we all go and watch the September music video and have the song on repeat all day while having the best day ever.

September 21st example: Do you remember the 21st night of September

by Itellthetruthonlythetruth October 22, 2019

September 2nd

yeet anyone you want to this day

"hey cassidy it's september 2nd you know what that means"
"please don't yeet me

by hahhahahwh October 27, 2019

September 1st

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)

(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL

by Andrewchuuwu November 24, 2019

September 27th

National Eat Another Person’s Food Day

Bob: WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FOOD JEFF?!
Jeff: It’s September 27th bro

by bobbyjeffjr September 26, 2018

5 september

If your birthday is on 5 september your very lucky and pretty and beautiful and yes so yeah i could write a whole book about it👽

‘’Omg isnt her birthday on 5 september?’’
‘’Yea she is so lucky ommmgg’’

by Aaaali February 14, 2021

September 3rd

A really good and nice person was born on this day and I am so thankful for them, they will do loads to make the world a better place:)

1.September 3rd is the day they were born
2.OMG really but that day is usually unlucky
1.I know but they are amazing
2.True

by Annomynous88 November 1, 2019