scone

A beautiful, intelligent, elegant and dazzling woman

"See that hot chick over there?"
"Yeah, but she's a scone. Way out of your league!"

by Paul_ero October 9, 2006

scenester

A scenester is a person who wishes to fit into a scene or subculture to feel good about themselves. They think making friends with, and acting like, the people in a particular scene will make them better/happier/cooler. It doesn't. They do not actually belong to the scene, because they do not follow the principles which built the scene. So all in all, a pretty shallow kind of person.

Scenester: my god i lyk xLUVx punk

Punk: so what're your politics?

Scenester: omgz, i dont do politics, i just lyk, sooo luv the scene, u kno?

Punk: *pushes headfirst into a bin*

by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND January 11, 2009

scenester

obsessed with:
dinosaurs
narwhals (!!) keep insisting they are real.
bandanas
skinny jeans
converses
J Crew (maybe not J Crew...)
curly hair
'rawr'
rawr faces
ChAtxSpEaKx
lyke, forreal.
experimental film
making films about self
writing screenplays
making one's own clothes
thrift stores
is most likely a radio dj
or at least a music elitist
ties shoelaces around ankles
insists all of these characteristics are inherent

i'd say my work here is done.

Scenester J: BuT lyke, I've liked narwhals since I was like two years old!!1!!!!1!1!!!one111!!1one!!1!!

by scenesterhomey March 5, 2008

The Stones

A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.

I just got yanked by the stones.

by Chuurch August 17, 2009

scenester

someone who is filty rich, is into mainstream, and big puffy coats with fur along the hood. wears straight leg jeans, cartoon tees, and vans slip ons. They tend to use words like 'aight' 'rawr' and phrases like 'shoot me in the face now' 'kay, thanks' and 'go slit your wrists now'

Me: dude, you are such a scenester!
Shelby: kay, thanks, i already knew that, aight. i'm a dinosaur that says rawr, so go slit your wrists now.

by xxjessikaxxbiatchxx November 21, 2006

Dirty Stones

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it

person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life

by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009

sticks & stones

"Sticks and stones won't break my bones, the words you said destroyed me"

Mamie: Sticks & Stones won't break my bones

by cherrytinez March 17, 2023