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Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
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A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
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A place you can call "Prison" because basically they're both the same exact thing.
"Mom, do I have to go to prison today?"
"Do you mean school?"
"No, I mean prison."
by ches bergar September 18, 2016
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A place were they say you go to learn but actually they just get like shia lebouf. Also you cant have your phone out but all the teachers do is text while you work.
Teacher: "are you aloud to have your phone out in class?" student: "no,but i was just checking the Teacher: your talking back go to the office. School is a place of misery
by Mr.memememe May 5, 2017
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A living hell hole where you and your friends burn.
Priest: you're going to hellwhen you die
Jimmy: School ended and hour ago
by Pepe's Child October 24, 2017
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The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!

Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!

Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
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Today I had to go to fucking school.
by 349475 April 20, 2017
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