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School

Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
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School

A place where parent take accidents to get away to make more accidents
Have a good day at school I will pick you up in six or nine months
by Kingvageta January 2, 2018
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School

The place where all types of demons exist from annoying students whose whole purpose of existing is to piss you off to damn retarded ass sexist teachers. You go to school for 6 hours to learn boring history, damn poetry and algebra which you don’t use. You also gotta survive the stupid teachers which only constantly look and check on you every 2 minutes. Then when you late for your damn class for 1 minute cos your previous class was all the way across the other side of the school the teacher goes rage mode and scolds you talking shit about 5 minutes. However it’s not over yet when you forgot to bring some shit the teacher always scolds you while your friend sitting in the damn corner playing his damn iPad doesn’t get the bullshit. Oohhh noooo i’m not done yet, after having to deal with all this shit you still got those stupid ass students which constantly roast and tease you to the max with his friends, the year sevens who boss you around in football and the damn pieces of shit which won’t let you talk cos if you do you gonna get teased or roasted. Just when you feel that life is pointless and suicide is the solution, the new transfer students comes in outa knowhere and before you know it he becomes yo best friend with all the properties of one and is the only thing keeping you from leaving the school.
by An Asian October 8, 2017
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School

A thing that we are forced to go to our whole lives and it is terrible. All we do is learn all day and do random work which we will never use in our lives again most of the time especially the math.
School is horrible and boring.
by Loggghhhh August 20, 2019
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School

School=hell
by Potatomonkey December 16, 2020
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School

Mina:What is school
Me:s l a v e r y
by CrystalKid November 23, 2020
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School

A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.
Person 1: remember that prison called school?
Person 2: yeah worst prison ever.
by epicalex95 May 11, 2014
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