Scary Kirchner

When a guy, usually a ginger, fingers a girls belly-button. Either as a pre-game move, or while they are fucking. The girl is often taken by surprise.

He gave her a Scary Kirchner while they were fucking last night...now she won't even look at him.

by BravoBandit October 25, 2010

Scaryola

A really big, hairy, or unsightly areola. Should be atypical enough to inspire fear and/or quiet wonder when shown to a small child or animal.

Madison Square Park in the summer is like a petri dish for scaryolas.

by Heydadsoup May 30, 2013

Shazy

A term that combines shy and lazy, similarly to hangry (hungry and angry).

Person A: I'm not sure if I will come to the party..

Person B: why?

Person A: I don't know, I guess I'm feeling shazy.

by Lil seaweed May 8, 2018

Scary soda

It’s when a gorilla pisses on a soda can which scares you

I was getting thirsty so I had a sip of soda than I realized it was scary soda

by Im slick Rick May 24, 2023

scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

by cysm May 21, 2005

scaryginer

From the words "scary" and "vagina"= "scaryginer".

A scaryginer is a ferocious beast that is both angry and untamable. Anatomically, the presence of excessive inner labia creates a roast beef like appearance in the female genitalia that is both grotesque and unattractive. The double headed hydra of a furginer combined with a scaryginer is something that nightmares are made of. The combination of a smoothginer and a scaryginer is a leading cause of TBD (Temporary Blindness Disorder).

Scaryginers are a phenomanon that seems to be evenly distributed across the full spectrum of "giners", ie., younginers, funginers, smothginers, etc...

"Dude, how did you make out lastnight?"

"Aint nothin' happnin'."

"No... she got a scaryginer?"

"Dude it ws horrifying. I need therapy."

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

Scary Ass

The fuck? Exactly what it sounds like. Scared as fuck of everything and anything

"I swear to God If this scary ass dog runs away again, imma beat his ass......"

by Tiredofdumbshit March 25, 2017