keep yourself save

Keep Yourself Save
KYS
Kill Your Self

AKA another of one those things you see in any CSGO game with Russians in it....

RussianNoScoperxxxxxxxxx: Hey kid you're bad Keep Yourself Save
Me: *facepalm* (or you actually kill yourself I'm sure that's fine too)

by DikkertjeDab April 11, 2017

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

When u wanna know how to save a life.

OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

by GANGSTABEN1234 October 15, 2018

Captain Save'm

A lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!

(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)

Harold- "How can dude pull so much ass without getting any lap-dances?"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"

by youaintgottolikeme March 24, 2009

Thick thighs save lives

Something people with thick thighs say to attempt to reassure themselves that they don't just have fat thighs.

Some thiccy: I'm so insecure about my fat thighs

Another thiccy: girl, thick thighs save lives

by Moonlight___x August 3, 2019

pick-n-save

Takin an overly large shit

Mang, i cant believe u took that
pick-n-save at yo girls house

by JJ Jizzy January 17, 2009

Captain Save a Hoe

likes any girl he sees if she is fine or got ass will bend head of heels for her to just to get sends paragraphs, write songs about her, but doesn’t even talk to her in public, and won’t even pull the girl and just be getting played, and is also a home wrecker will wreck and relationship but doesn’t even pull the girl and just be her lil play thing.

Damn He is such a captain save a hoe needs to get his life together!

by Cej The Thot Slayer February 2, 2020

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma August 9, 2020