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minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.
Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.
by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017
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flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats
Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.
by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017
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Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.
Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.
by Ric Mic June 1, 2017
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Salad Party

Where many people get together and put a bunch of prescription drugs together (usually in a barrel or large container of some sort), mix them around, and grab handfuls of drugs and take whatever they can get.
Man, last night at the Travi$ Scott concert, there was a salad party in the pit. It's such a dumb idea, I don't know how nobody got hurt or sick.
by PoonSlayer20 June 12, 2017
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lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
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burnt salad

"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"
by vinh4vinh March 15, 2017
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Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty
*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"
by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020
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