Salad Day 

A salad day is one of those days when you are content to drink cool-aid on the curb, shoes off, with the smell of fresh cut grass filling your nose. One of those days when your skin tingles from the sun and your stomach aches from laughing. One of those days that leave you feeling complete.

"Oh man..yeah,now that..that was a salad day."

Salad Day by how clarifying! October 26, 2008

Salad-Finger 

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
_____________________________
Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

Salad-Finger by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

salad 69 

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

salad 69 by tim's taint December 8, 2004

salad tok 

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should imply to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to salad tok?

salad tok by ninasaurous October 20, 2009

salad rat 

and ugly musty dusty rusty piece of shit that stalks people and laughs like a fucking dolphin

girl: i hear a dolphin noise what is that?
other girl: LOOK BEHIND YOU
girl: what
*salad rat appears out of the blue*
salad rat: SCREECH EHEHEHHEHE HAHUH
girl and other girl: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK

salad rat by HAHUAH DOG April 11, 2021

salad tossing 

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

salad tossing by Anonymous March 29, 2003

salad smelling 

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

salad smelling by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010