that’s what Paul said.

Meaning that something is a lie or makes no sense.

- I like women, I’m not gay!
- That’s what Paul said.

by goofygoober1508 January 12, 2023

Because I said so

An intellectually dishonest response used, usually by parents, to justify making a child comply with an ostensibly irrational directive which the child finds objectionable or in an effort to terminate an argument they find inconvenient. Anyone who makes this argument demands respect while not giving it. They will not tolerate temper tantrums while having them.

If your only reason is "because I said so" a child over a certain age should refuse to accept the reasoning. This reasoning is insulting and bullying and is only used to defend a position that makes no rational sense.

Children are capable of critical thought at a young age and usually will listen to sound argumentation.

Kid: "Mom, why should I do objectionable order?"
Mom: Just do it.
Kid: I just want to know why. It doesn't make sense.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: I know what you said, I just want valid reasons.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: You're being intellectually dishonest.
Mom: Flips out.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

Haitham Said

A total asspirate. Synonymous with douchecake, asshat, hobag, and haggard.

Haitham Said is a total douchecake, he put me on this website and made me look like a total assbag.

by Sean Miller January 16, 2005

that's what she said

say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo:

person 1: where are you?! i'm losing without you!
person 2: shut up! i'm doing the boss without protection.
person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

by wow,shesaidthat?! January 4, 2010

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

said

Used to refer back to something or someone mentioned earlier. Mainly used in law in place of words such as aforementioned, though picked up by college-aged people in an attempt to sound smart. It is often used incorrectly to reference that which someone else has mentioned in a conversation.

Buy the Natty Lite beer. Said beer is cheap.

by analist August 22, 2005