Spatialrend

Anal sex done in space, where you tear your partner's asshole, thus creating a rend, in space.

Jim: Did you hear about those astronauts that got back from the moon?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard one gave the other a spatialrend.
Jim: His asshole must be totally ruined for life

by Zorro tho April 19, 2017

spatig

just plain assholes

wow, thats a spatig.

by uhgjkhk May 28, 2017

spat a dick

when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.

"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!

by flame-o and the drip July 9, 2017

spatooty

When you look hella scrumptious; I.e. beautiful.

Damn Vanessa, you be looking Spatooty in that outfit!

by Nessa_babe August 18, 2017

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spataponchio

Honestly, just a cunt.
Often shortened to "Spat"

E.g. : "come on now, don't be a Spataponchio"

by pootwister November 1, 2017

Spath

The cross between a regular bath and a spa often found in homes which have not been renovated since the '80s. A bathtub with jets.

My nephew would not take a bath, until he saw it was actually a spath.

by Skype Zombie July 23, 2018