Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.
by matt steve josh May 15, 2006
Get the grundle smack mug.To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.
by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012
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Get the freshly smashed mug.Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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Someone who knows when to avoid potentially negative situations, that even with a favourable outcome, will not result in any value to them. Also able to read between the lines.
Tony did not have street smarts because he went down the dark alleyway instead of the one that had sunshine and flowers.
by Street smart May 1, 2009
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