A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
by A Sleepin Sloth September 16, 2016
A sloth is a person who's face has a lot of acne and has little eyebrows and usually their name is Tara and also they make weird faces while they talk
by You know me March 15, 2016
a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
by Cocky_Party April 09, 2016
A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.
Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!
by ManinyourShed March 01, 2017
Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.
Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
by "GXD" July 27, 2019
by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019