Slobodnik

Doesn’t give up

Wants his future life already

Everyone says be patient

Wants something greater for life

Smart

It’s a honor to have this Last Name

Mr. Slobodnik shows up at my door

Today is the day

He’s been in trauma and having anxiety

Wonder how much strength and confidence he built to knock the door down on his way to victory RLC

by ASLisbadbendknee April 8, 2024

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Samboodled - when you fall in love at first sound with Samuel Harness and inevitably lose your mind after listening to his sad songs on repeat so much that you skip all other time commitments and lose your shoes in favour of the dirtiest bare feet imaginable—which promptly gets you kicked out of every establishment you attempt to walk into. Your inflated infatuation with Sam makes you attempt to cross the border multiple times without any identification or actual inclination as to where exactly he is hiding from the Yellow Hooker or walking on water. You compulsively create social media posts to express your feelings for him to the point where Sam has to block you on all platforms. You never cease to obsessively create other accounts to track his whereabouts, keep up with his g.o.a.t music, and relentlessly send him messages from other accounts. You ultimately transform from being just his fanatical fan to using permanent marker to match his neck tats and you then naturally believe you have become him and take on his identity. Samboodalizm is not curable but can be treated by love tackling Samuel Harness at one of his live performances. Be forewarned that falling for him through his music permeates the love through all space and time. The last thing you must consider is his taco addiction which you can fathom expels sing-a-long and stink-go-long fart songs.

Oh my lordy wordy I was samboodled with Bruises by Samuel Harness!

Ariana Grande is either having an Orgasm in her chair on the voice or she’s been samboodled.

Leo has tirelessly been listening to Sam songs since October 31, 2021 when the Yellow Hooker aka Kora-lea Vidal was first samboodled.

by Yellow Hooker April 19, 2024

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