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In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?
Are you sure you can do that in your situation?
by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.
Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.
by Aadu26 January 11, 2024
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Situational flirting

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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