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National Shampionship

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.
Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.
by Jim Bro December 6, 2009
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shampoo

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
by Wojeezy May 25, 2008
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al sharpton

A hypocritical, racist pig that wouldn't know what a real civil rights activist was if one kicked him in the teeth. He thinks that the whole world is out to get black people and that all white people are racist. Notice that whenever anything bad happens to a black person caused by a white person Al Sharpton is always immediately on the scene! For instance, during the Duke lacrosse case, a black woman was raped by afew upperclass, white students. Therefore, in Al Sharpton's eyes, it MUST be racism! Al Sharpton only segregates groups of people even more, and adds to the problem.
Al sharpton is racist and everyone hates him.
by ja ja gabor December 30, 2007
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It's a type of bra. It squishes your boobs so that they look bigger and sexier.
OMG! My Sarper is gonna kill me! It's too tight! I feel so hot!
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An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity
Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”
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Al Sharpton

1. The African American incarnation of Hitler.....or just some dumbass.

2. A hypocritical fat bitch that states all black people are constantly being harassed/pursecuted by white people;...Yeah, the fact that I see dumbass white, latin, and asian kids decked out in "urban" clothes with there ass hanging out there pants as an attempt to emmulate/think there cool is just a hallucination that I've been having for years now.

3. A racist of white people; Tawana Brawley who claimed she was raped by police in the 80's, but was found later to have lied, was supported by Sharpton. He ended up ruining the lives of several police officers financially and publicly, but did Al ever apologize to said officers? Hell no! He almost killed Don Imus' radio career because of three words nappy headed hoes, even though Imus made fun of EVERYONE equally regardless of ethnic background or belief, he still acted the bigger man & apologized to Sharpton.
"I'm Al Sharpton, I have no balls, no soul, & if there's a hell, I'm going to it because I don't practice what I preach.....take that white crackers!"
by The REAL voice of truth November 13, 2007
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