spizzled

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.

1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"

by jandraka October 9, 2007

Spizzler

Noun- someone who is basically a lame-o they wont do anything spontaneous or on a night where school is the next day.

Me: Hey lets go to Emily's for movie night in like an hour!

Spizzler: Nah I can't we have school tomorrow.

Me: Yea but its not an all night thing just till like 10:00 or 11:00

Spizzler: Yea but its such late notice and I am kinda sleepy so gonna have to pass :(

by Brown Bear123545321 February 23, 2009

Skizzlet

More than normal or ordinary skill; Amazing.

Watch this skizzlet {Spins the ball behind his back then shoots it while intoxicated and makes it}.

by Cool Skizzlet March 18, 2009

Shizzle

The absolute bomb! Fantastic, out of this world, amazing.

Seriously my friend is the shizzle

by mc bad bhoys princess May 15, 2009

skizzlez

1) Another word for skills.
2) When a guy stands straight up and a girl gets on her knees with a bag of skittles and the guy proceeds to fuck the skittles and the girl eats the cum and all.
3) When a girl (or a gay guy depending on how you are) is on her knees and gives a guy a blow job with skittles in her mouth and the guy's penis turns different colors.

Man, my girl friend gave me some skizzlez and my penis turned red, green, and purple.

by Bud Tole/Asifer Deushon November 21, 2009

Swizzletimer

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

by winkle2u August 25, 2010

swizzled

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011