cock robber

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.

i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???

by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

Chrome Robber

Child support succubus, off-spring, weather married or unmarried to the other parent.

So much for the new car, the little chrome robber needs new clothes.

We were going to spring break, but it's my weekend to watch the little chrome robber.

by R3dRabbit July 23, 2011

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

Maggie Robberts

Maggie Robberts a girl who says she is half of every race in the world but only knows around 5 words.

Maggie Robberts name is not really margret or whatever

by Anika MaCalear April 12, 2019

Meme Robber

Uses memes created by others without permission. It is the only thing that can harm or destroy a yeeticus maximus dabber the third.

That person stole my meme, that meme robber.

by Pretzels are superior April 26, 2019