taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

Roast jumping

When you roast someone and some other person tries to join in out of nowhere.

Joe ( to random person): boy... What are those

Roast jumper: Yah dude, what are those

Joe: I can't believe you are roast jumping me!

by Onisioniscuckish June 22, 2016

Pork roasted

A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises

That poor girl just got pork roasted

by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

roast one

To smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Mike is getting ready to roast one so get your ass over here.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021

Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023